Now, I don’t like to gossip, but this was just too good not to share. So, this fella, let’s call him… Barnaby. Bless his heart, Barnaby sent me the sweetest inquiry. He was comin’ to Atlanta for a conference and needed a place to stay. Perfectly normal, right? Wrong! His message went somethin’ like this:
“Hello! I am interested in booking your lovely Air B and B for five nights next month. It looks very comfortable, and the breakfast options mentioned in the reviews sound delightful!”
My eyebrows shot up so high they nearly touched my hairline! “Air B and B”? Honey, where did he get that from? It’s Airbnb, one word! Like a breath of fresh air, get it?
Now, a younger Loretta might have just corrected him and moved on. But years of moderating the “Airbnb Hosts Behaving Badly” group have taught me that sometimes, you gotta dig a little deeper. Was this a new trend? Had I missed a memo? Was there a secret society of “Air B and B” enthusiasts I didn’t know about? The possibilities were endless, darlings!
So, being the gracious Southern host I am, I replied with my usual charm:
“Well hello there, Barnaby! So glad you’re considering my little slice of Atlanta heaven. Just to clarify, it’s actually spelled ‘Airbnb,’ all one word. But don’t you worry your sweet little head about it! We’d still love to have you.”
Barnaby wrote back faster than a hummingbird’s wings a-flappin’. And what he said next? Well, pour yourself another glass of sweet tea, because this is where it gets good.
“Oh, my apologies! I must have misread it. In my country, ‘B and B’ is very common for bed and breakfasts. I thought ‘Air’ was just a fancy way of saying it was a nice one!”
Well, I just about fell out of my rocking chair! Bless his heart, he thought “Air” was an adjective! Like an “air-conditioned B and B”!
Now, I know some folks might chuckle and think it’s silly. But you know what I thought? It was sweet. It showed me that even though we all use this platform, folks come from all sorts of places with different understandings. What’s common as grits to one person might be as foreign as moon cheese to another.
Barnaby ended up staying with me, and he was a delightful guest. And every morning when I served him breakfast, I couldn’t help but smile a little when I thought about him looking for an “Air B and B.”
Allegedly. But also absolutely.
Where is the lie?
